
Yes, on February 2nd, a party of brave adventurers went on a thrilling quest! Here’s a recap of who was there, and what they did.
Nick Caddaye played a mighty, taciturn dragonborn ranger named Pikachu, whose twin weapons were a sword and a beer. Andy McClelland was Gax Garyguy, a minotaur who had given up all ability to navigate labyrinths to be a music promoter with high Charisma and an infinite supply of unwanted promo CDs. Geraldine Quinn was Tmesis (it’s a word – look it up), a half-human, half-horse, half-mathematician cleric who wielded Fowler’s Modern English Usage and a red correcting pen in the name of Mycantor, god of grammar. Finally, Scott Edgar played the dwarven druid Ironbeard Muntingbone, whose special powers were summoning and controlling normal and giant insects, and calling down lightning – though only if sufficient orgasmic energy was available through ancient, orgiastic rites.
These four were recruited by the mayor of the swamp-locked town of Orcfest to find out what happened to their children, who had gone missing. They tracked the children through the swamp, where they defeated a band of kobolds and picked up on the trail of a gelatinous cube, which had been engulfing the children and taking them to its master, an evil cleric trying to raise an army of evil babies – including a baby dragon. Pikachu revealed that he had been searching for this lost wyrmling all along, and despite being horribly wounded, managed to talk it into betraying its master.
Thanks to friend of Shaolin Punk and excellent photographer Robert Young, here are some snaps of the action:
- A minotaur gets his horns!
Andy McClelland (left) is awarded horns by Dungeon Master Ben McKenzie (centre) upon deciding his character, Gax Garyguy, will be a minotaur. Nick Caddaye (right) is amused. Photo by Rob Young.
- The heroes discuss letting Nick join the party.
Scott Edgar as Ironbeard Muntingbone (left), Andy McClelland as Gax Garyguy (centre) and Geraldine Quinn as Tmesis (right) decide whether to approach Nick Caddaye's character, Pickachu, in the Orcfest Inn. Photo by Rob Young.
- Our heroes are recruited to a quest in an Inn.
Richard McKenzie (centre) plays the mayor of Orcfest, hoping to recruit our heroes Scott Edgar (far left), Geradline Quinn (left), Andy McClelland (right) and Nick Caddaye (far right) to find the town's missing children. Photo by Rob Young.
- A mighty (?) kobold confronts our heroes.
Richard McKenzie's "mighty" kobold chief (left) doesn't have quite the effect he planned on our brave adventurers Scot Edgar, Garaldine Quinn, Nick Caddaye and Andy McClelland. Photo by Rob Young.
- Asking a mosquito for help.
Scott Edgar as Ironbeard Muntingbone (left) listens to the buzzing of a summoned mosquito as he, Andy McClelland as Gax Garyguy (centre) and Nick Caddaye as Pickachu (right) await the Dungeon Master's translation. Photo by Rob Young.
- Baby dragon betrayal!
The evil cleric (Richard McKenzie, left) is betrayed by his baby dragon, thanks to Pickachu (Nick Caddaye, kneeling), the dragonborn ranger sent to find the lost creature. The rest of the party (standing, left to right: Andy McClelland, Scott Edgar, Geraldine Quinn) cheer.
The next Dungeon Crawl is at the Bella Union on March 2nd; watch this space for line-up announcements soon!





